Magical Mystery Merman
“Men don’t faint. We take unintended decisive naps.”
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10 Reasons Why Bear Week Would Be Better Than Shark Week
Discovery Channel, are you listening? Make a show about what would happen if all bears declared war on the human race. Call it “Bearmageddon.” […]
Children classically define monsters as big scary things with long teeth that drag you out of your bed in the middle of the night and eat you. News flash: bears do this. […]
Bears are adorable. If a bear grabbed me in the woods, a very slim sliver of my brain would think he was trying to give me a hug, a big bear hug, where I could get lost in his soft brown fur and never get cold again. We’d be best friends and cuddle all the time.
All I know is that Timothy Treadwell would be all about this, and I am, too.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpc19qXxFD1qzndlio1_1280.jpg)
10 Reasons Why Bear Week Would Be Better Than Shark Week
Discovery Channel, are you listening? Make a show about what would happen if all bears declared war on the human race. Call it “Bearmageddon.” […]
Children classically define monsters as big scary things with long teeth that drag you out of your bed in the middle of the night and eat you. News flash: bears do this. […]
Bears are adorable. If a bear grabbed me in the woods, a very slim sliver of my brain would think he was trying to give me a hug, a big bear hug, where I could get lost in his soft brown fur and never get cold again. We’d be best friends and cuddle all the time.
All I know is that Timothy Treadwell would be all about this, and I am, too.
“There is a pleasure in the pathless woods;
There is a rapture on the lonely shore;
There is society where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but nature more.”
There is a rapture on the lonely shore;
There is society where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but nature more.”
